Shambhala on a Plane

In seven days I did two of the most spectacular things that I have ever experienced. Firstly, I spent 4 days among the dance frenzied, drug fueled, incense smelling, sleep deprived, and the nude. Shambhala was everything I thought it would be, and so much more. One of the wildest things I saw the entire time, I was there was a rather psychedelic and strange puppet show on the beach around sundown. The Funginears, a group of renegade Fun Engineers that come live and direct from the Krystal Unicorn Fortress. I was having troubles following the story line, but I am pretty sure that all the characters are strange animals that live in a magical land. The main character was half unicorn, half monkey, half robot, and was named Paragon. "The Monkeycornobot", or "Unikeybot", could beat box lessons to everyone about how to be a good kid, and how to hold your composure while seeing naked women. Soon, the king of the entire fortress beat boxed on a woman's breasts, entitled it "Boob-boxing" and inspired the hearts of men and women everywhere.

The second thing I did in one week happened to star Samuel L. Jackson, and featured certain creatures on a plane.