Worst Vacation Ever

I just spent 1 whole week at my GrandMa's house, worse week of my life!, I simply hate anyone over the age of 35 right now. They talk about nothing at all, and enjoy making children (Even 17 year olds) sit and do nothing while they talk about gardens and amazingly fun trips to Cuba that you didn't get to go to!.

So in short

FUCK OLD PEOPLE!

Thank you for your time!

There is no Snoop Dogg. A Matrix parody gone hip-hop.

Check out this: THIS please
It is a great little Matrix parody. Set to a gangsta rap video theme. Observe:

I can walk a tightrope after drinkin' a fifth,
stop a bullet in the air, slap Agent Smith
straight down to the floor, plumb through to the cella,
and I'm mackin' every tasty little Zion cave dwella.
Blowin' into your town like a pimp typhoon,
stirrin' coffee with my mind 'cause there ain't no spoon

I cannot comprehend how funny that is.

Check this out too, I took another dumb quiz!

You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.


What Matrix Persona Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

What have we become?

I was at the Mac's by my house, and I noticed that Pepsi released a Vanilla Cola. So I thought to myself "What the hell where they thinking?" I mean, I know that Coke didn't invent the Vanilla Cola, I've been drinking Vanilla cola since the 90's. However, It made me think about all the different cola off-shoots I have seen in my life.

Some noteable ones

Crystal Clear Pepsi: This stuff was pretty rad, somehow they made the pepsi very light tasting and made it clear like 7-up! I was amazed by it, and stunned by how they got rid of it.

New Coke: Well this stuff was abit before my time, but it seems that no one will forget the mass blunder of New Coke. Trying to make Coke taste more like Pepsi, Pff, Idiots.

Pepsi Blue: Umm.. I acually liked this, which was surprising to everyone I knew. I no of no one who likes it, I also love the adverts. Berries+cola+magic=Pepsi Blue. Pure gold I says.

Pepsi Twist: I hate this stuff. Lemon in Cola? I can see how americans would like this, but shit, if this stuff insn't rancid.

Wild Cherry Pepsi: This stuff gives me a mean headache. There is a point where you get TOO MANY artificial sweeteners and you know that they should have tested this on rats before taking it to market.

Pepsi Max: Anyone with any Info on this shit is welcome to reply to me about it. I think it was supposed to be less fattening or something.

Pepsi One: There was some funny Tom Green commercial abou this one I think, 1 calorie per mouthful if I remember correctly. WHO CARES?

Going, Going, Gone!

I've finally sold something on Ebay!

After months of pestering my 'rents for their credit card, I finally got their permission to use it to sell crap on ebay.
And yes, it IS crap. Look at This, I mean, why would anyone want to buy it? I just put it up there for some fun.

Diff'rent strokes I guess.