Another update!

So my good friend, who was the former Student Body President (Chris) somehow got a gig writing articles for one of the Airdrie papers. I suggested that he write about me, and he thought it would be a good idea, here is the article verbatim as he has originally wrote it. He took note/quotes in Humpty's today while we ate breakfast, so some of them are rather odd and don't make a lot of sense, so he spruced them up a bit. ENJOY!

By Chris Burylo and Ian MacDonald

In our world community over the past century we’ve had many diverse ideological leaders. From the good: Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela, and Martin Luther King Jr. To the dictators: Stalin, Adolph Hitler, and even Jean Chrétien. Only time will tell which category George McDougall’s newest student body president Jaron Whittingham will fall under.

So far he is leading a fine legacy with a string of soon to be successful dances and fundraisers. Whittingham plans to bring a new experience to the students of George McDougall; a live band dance. This notion has been unheard of in the school for many years and this radical concept may be just the thing that the school needs to liven up its old dances. This dance will be the hit of this years Halloween season.

“(My personality) seems contradictory at first but it makes for a real storm of concepts, ideas and rational that can really penetrate the psyche of today’s youth to a level unheard of.”

Yet it’s not all radical thinking for the new president he’s also a pretty rational thinker. He makes a point of not only being involved in school politics but involving everyone else as well.

Our president is well rounded. He has recently started a new band to play the opening set at the G.M.H.S Halloween dance. With drums, synthesizers, a heavy distortion guitar, and steel drums, we are assured a new sound that will, at the very least, amuse the people if not satisfy their hunger for what they see as good music.

“It’s a change from what they’ve been exposed to in the past,” said the enthused member of the band Kristy Audette.

In the past, countries have chosen their leaders based on their charisma, war experience, or will to dominate. George McDougall has taken it one step further and elected a representative with a solid head on his shoulders and his own set of ideals.

“I just want the student body to prepare itself for one savage journey through a desert of possibilities,” exclaimed one ecstatic Jaron.



Let's hope the Fascists at the Paper don't censor the article too much!

"Better than Christianity"

Yesterday (Sunday the 28th) Me, Chris, Kristy and Sarah went into Calgary to attend a Buddhist service. At the Calgary Buddhist Temple, It was a really interesting service that one of my counterparts was quoted "Better than Christianity". We chanted, meditated to the sound of a bell and chanted some more. If any of you crazy kids want to get in on a trip with us to the church, they run a service every Sunday at 10:30, so if you feel like pitching some gas money or you whanna car-pool, then talk to me about it! We'll have a good time!

P.s I, (nor my counterpart) have nothing against Christianity, we just decided to be funny

Jaron, stop mooching? Can it be?

Some of you know that I am thinking about getting a domain name, and some ad-free hosting to go along with it. It won't just be for this blog (Which would be a waste of $$$), I'd acually consider adding some ACUAL content (rather than the Inane drivel of this one).

So I was wondering exactly what I could get for a domain name. Some retarded band already has "Batcountry.com" and someone else has "Coolkids.com" so I was thinking along the lines of like "Jaronisdead.com" "Reallyjaron.com" (James' idea) "Karate-Chop.com" "Deathbychop.com" "Deathxstereo.com" (Get it? Like death by stereo, except the X meany BY!!!!) "Deathbymono.com" (Opposite of Stereo, not the sickness) "Johnnysdead.com" (kathleen's Idea)

I think those are some prime spots, I REALLY wanted "Antisocialite.com" but some domain-name reseller STOLE IT! Fuckers, I bet they are charging like 100 dollars for it too!

Well tell me what YOU think, that is of course, if you acually read this.

More INFO!!!!!

If you acually read this, will you let me know by posting a comment or 2 everyonce in awhile? I just added a thing so you CAN add comments, so if you so feel, could you leave one?

hey kids!

I just stopped in to tell all of you that I love you!

Get your hands off of my woman! (A.k.a I love Great Britain)

Though they have made some mistakes in the past, I belive England/United Kingdom/Great Britain has to be one to the coolest places ever. I personally haven't been there myself, but I think that some of the music that pumps out of the crazy nation is really something to get excited over.

Some notable ones.
Radiohead, I love pretty much everything they have done, makes me feel good and stuff...
Massive Attack, it's not in the genre that I usually listen to, but I still have a thing for Hip-hop when the lyrics aren't all about Bitches and mOOONAY!.
Super furry animals, they produce DVDs that are pretty much Fantasia if it were shot through the eyes of Hunter S. Thompson in his prime. Oo yeah, and the music kicks major ass too!
Belle and Sebastien Simon and Garfunkle for my generation!
The Sex Pistols One of the first punk bands, very 70's, very bitchin'
Bowie Plain and simple kiddies, Bowie=God
SuperTramp Old school and loving it, pick up "Crime of the Century" for some good times
Pink Floyd Dark side of the moon is possibly the best album ever! Enjoy it, live it, feeeeeel IT!
The Beatles Started the rock n' roll movement, pretty much. Also made the mop top cool!
And let's not forget my new discovery! THE DARKNESS! they get some wicked props for putting out this song

Titled: Get your Hands off of my Woman.
Some of the funnest rock and roll I have laid ears on, and the best video I have ever seen.
if you don't want to download the video, just imagine the guy in the picture dancing around yelling "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY WOMAN! MOTHER FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKEEERRRRR!!!!"

RUN EVERYONE!!! It's them homosexuals! They are coming after us!

I'm sick and tired of all these people who think that Same-Sex Marriages will kill our nation and corrupt our young. I mean really, They are already Butt-Fucking/Whatever-else as we speak! So why the hell do they think that it will get so much worse when they can Marry?

They just get to have a party to show their love, and they check a different box on the part of the form that says "Marital Status". I'm not sure what these religious fanatics think "Love" really is, but I'm pretty sure it can be abit more than Sex once a month for children. Hey! Mrs. Sunday School! You have a CLITORIS!

Today's second post!

This is to make up for all the times I neglected this damn thing.

I've just recently figured out that I have a phobia. What phobia you may ask? "Arachnaphobia"? The fear of spiders? Maybe it's Agoraphobia? I think that's the fear of going out side, but my friends, it is NONE of these, or anything closely related. Hell, I doubt it has a fancy Shmancy name for it. My phobia is of Cat's that have human features I know that sounds super fucked, but if you had the dream I did, you'd be as scared as I am. I'll get around to posting some images for you aswell! Maybe tonight, maybe in a month. Who knows?

Zaireeka!

A experiment in Sound

So there is this Flaming Lips album call Zaireka. It's a 4 disc set, valued at 40 some dollars. So you must be thinking, "Shit, 4 discs, this must be a "greatest hits" or something like that". Well my friend, your sadly fucking mistaken.

I just picked up Zaireeka at A&B sound, and all I have to say is "Wow".

What you do, is that all 4 CDs, and put them into 4 different CD players. Then you listen to all the CDs in-sync. Kind of like when a string quartet plays a song together. They don't all play the exact same thing at the exact same time, but it makes one song. SO that is why this CD is so amazing.

SO, if your one of my friends, and you want to pitch in a CD player or 2, we're going to make a party out of it! E-mail me! It's going to be great!

Cutting footloose will now commence!

w00t, new school year kicks off with some Footloose funtimes. We're doing a Musical version of the hit Kevin Bacon movie with my school, and I expect all of my readers (All 2 of you) to come watch in December.

I'll be playing the part of Reverend Shaw and one of Chuck's Asshole friends. Lyle is his name, being a douche-bag is his game. Seems like they think that I'd do a good job playing a Asshole (Where'd they get that idea from I wonder?).

Come to think of it, I hope no one shows up, I'm a terrible singer and I think that Mrs. Cameron is on LSD, because she seems to like the way I sing. And on that note, I bid you adue!