These fucking animals are going to rip me to shreds.....

Just a few days until opening matinees of Footloose, and I feel nothing in my stomach but the cold and syrupy feeling of fear. If Mrs. Gyte was enough, now I have a acual paying audience to worry about, and though I am not afraid of the audience myself, I'm more afraid of the cast.

If the boy who left practice early didn't get it bad enough, I'm rather afraid that I will be named "The boy who fucked everything up" and my body will be torn to shreds by the ominous and deadly female that we won't name. I guess I have nothing really to be afraid of, I think I can out run her, unless I slip on the ice.

Fuck, now I KNOW I am screwed, whenever I NEED to escape, I always seem to slip on ice, never when I am just running around like some type of cock-eyed teenager. No sir, but when my flight from danger is LIFE OR DEATH. Thanks alot god............

Stupid Google Game

Here is a inane feature I would now like to title the "Stupid Google Game", I will be searching normal words in the google image search, and then posting my favourite pictures in various categories.....

Word of the day... Goats! (Google Safe search is on because I am at school, further searches will be non-safe search)

First off this is my favourite so far....

Dumbest

Worst coloring....

Most retarded

Creepiest

Most Off topic

Winner of the "Awwwwww.." award


That is it for now, be sure to comment about how you like the game, and tell me some ideas for words that I should search in future games.....

On Today's episode of footloose: Everyone yells at some kids!

Well, more from the Footloose front; We had Mrs. Gyte (And a few others) blow a gasket on a cast member (Who we won't name) when they snuck out of practice early, thinking s/he was a big time rebel. Boy-howdy did that slut get what s/he deserved, I mean really! For the Grade 12s, this is out LAST play, probally ever for most of us (Except Hilary who will be the best actress in the entire world). I think Cool-guy McLeaves-Practice and that snooty bass player should both take a long walk down a short pier and then shoot themselves! Hopefully then we can round up his/her carcass and feed it to some animals, then gather shit from their carcass' and feed it to their loved ones.....

In other news, christmas is exactly 1 month away! What crazy stuff, I'll go on Amazon.com or something and make you guys a wishlist so you know what to buy your favourite blog-master.

Edit: Just as promised, you can check my wishlist out HERE

It's me! MARIO!!!!!!

Time for funtimes! I just recently picked up MARIO KART: Double Dash! I seriously can't fathom how fun this game is, infact I really should be playing it right now (GRRR Kathleen for distracting me). So if you have a gamecube, I suggest buying it, then buying a broadband adapter, so we can play really large lan games!

I'm too excited to get into any kind of rant, I'll see you goons later.

Jaron smells really good..

If you find yourself saying that, don't be alarmed, it is not just you.

I've found myself in a new incense craze. I've just been burning the stuff like I need it to live, and damn if it isn't making my clothes smell funkay (The good funkay). I'm also even in the midst of making a incense cone holder out of a altoids tin. The smoke will billow out little holes that I am punching into the tin. GREAT FUN! I'll invite all of you over sometime and we will watch in the merriment of smoke!

So, if you are stuck on gift idea for me, the writer of your FAVORITE BLOG! Then buy me thwacks of incense, because I LOVE THEM. However, just get me the things to burn, no holders, I have enough of those.......

Let's title things!

Sometimes I like to classify stuff... Like my summers for some odd reason, I named my past 3 summers. Not really named like pets, but gave "movie" type titles to them.... Observe:

3 summers ago was:
The summer of Weezer! I spent so much time chilling with all the Weezer albums (Blue, Pinkerton and Green) and getting depressed and using Weezer to make me more depressed and happier at the same time. Excellent times.. Really learned a lot about myself.

2 summers ago had to be called:
The summer of the rising sun (Or fun)! You can call it either Fun or Sun, because I spent 2 weeks in Japan, and damn if it wasn't super fun. Best time of my entire life, and I yearn for the day that I go back.... Got a lot of stuff done, and I learned even more about myself.

last summer was the:
Summer of Frankenstien! Well last summer, I totally let go and tried a lot of new things.... First summer as a vegetarian, first hand at a few drugs, some "first" and experimentation with girls. I also broke out of my musical shackles and went all out. I just starting acquiring music and listening to it, and loving it. So, since Frankenstien was a mad scientist who did experiments.... I'll call it the Summer of Frankenstien.

Thanks for reading this crazy garbage, I'll spell check it in the morning!

Edit: Come to think of it, I smoked alot in the summer (Colts mainly) So I think I might call last summer "The Summer of Cancer"

Snowboarding eh?

So I just heard about this crazy new sport called "Snowboarding", and it looks pretty keen. It's alot like Skiing, but it is 1 thick board instead of 2 skinny boards....

All joking aside, I've put off buying a snowboard for like 5 years, so finally I think I am going to buy one this season, now that I have a large disposable income and a car to drive to hills and what-not.

Shit..... I don't think I haven't snowboarded in around 3 or 4 years... Hopefully I don't break my arm.....

You guys fucking suck, I can't belive that you guys are so horrible, please shoot me in the face with a shotgun because your rendition of footloose makes me want to end my life....

So we had a inspiration day at footloose, We got told that we suck! Not that we didn't, but we got told in such a harsh way, that I knew that if Mrs. Gyte was alowed to swear at us/hit us, she probally would have. I didn't know most of my lines for a scene, but either did alot of people, and I think that it is only natural for people to get jittery and fuck up the first time they do the play without any help. I mean, that is why you do it, because no one is perfect!

Well, short post today, "Downtown" is on (channel 38) later kids!

Mix tapes mutha Fucka!

I don't talk about it much (Because it makes me look like a nerd) but I love making mix tapes. I've been pretty busy as of late, so the time I've taken to make a tape (Or in my case, minidisc) hasn't been to my liking. However, I just love the feeling of a nice mix of some good songs... It does a good job of chronicling the way you feel and what you were listening to in that era of your life.

This article does a great job of talking about Cassettes and mix tape making. He doesn't say much about MD (unlike my nerdy self) but he really shows that people love tactile media, and that recording music is fun for a lot of people.

Guardian UK Article

Where did Tuesday go?

Wow, before I knew it, the week just flew by me without any real sign of it being around me.....
This could possibly explained by me only having 2 classes a day. We've got a retreat on Monday, which is gunna be hella cool, because we get to have a super fun time dicking around at some crazaayy Christian camp (Silly Christians).

And if I don't post before remembrance day, seriously pay your dues, or your a cold blooded bastard!

Firebird

Ok, so which one of you crazy bastards uses Firebird? I know you do, don't ask me how, but I know you do. Not that I am mad, hell, I commend you useage of such a great browser. Personally I use Mozilla, but that is just because I am a feature nut. So who is it? Use the commenter to tell me about it......
Tell me or I will ban your IP, hehe, just kidding.

Haircut Shmaircut

Grrr... I got my haircut, and I honestly think that someone should be shot for the travesty it has become. It was cut like a inch too short in the VITAL areas that I THOUGHT I made clear to keep long, but I guess that is what I get for going to "first choice". You can comment on it with your giggles tommorow at school, but not at lunch, I won't be there! The Rotary is buying my lunch (YUMMM!)

Big Brother is Watching.....

I threw up a hit counter over there -> so I can figure out how popular my stupid blog really is!
Nothing much else to say, but my car IS fixed!