Happy New Year

Since we all party for some reason every December 31st, I've decided to wish you all a good time. It doesn't matter if you're sipping champange, smoking boatloads of dope or praying for safe passage into heaven during the apocolypse at the stroke of midnight, I hope you all have a fun and safe time.

Good times for all
~Jaron W.
P.s If you see me, ask me for a shot, I'll cook you up one, I promise.

Hobos & the Spirit of Christmas Pt. 2

(Continued from the last post)
When we got back to Chris' house from the debacle of the homeless man and asshole 'roid monkeys, we sat down and enjoyed some wine. Pretty drunk from the beer and hard liquor from earlier, we decided to mellow it off and drink some cheap (but not too cheap) Aussie wine. This was very good, as I really enjoy wine however it made us even drunker and restless.

Before long, we decided to truck on down to Denny's for some late night breakfast after our bar-hop bender. Oddly, 3ish in the morning seems to be the busiest time for that particular Denny's. Brimming with the strange and stranger, we took our seats and promptly ordered some beverages to enjoy before we decided on our meals. Chris, noticed someone he knew and wandered off before he could make a order and that left Ron and I sitting not feet away from the drunkest looking Hicks I've ever seen. (For those not familiar, "hick" is a lot like the term "Redneck")

Being unwarily drunk, Ron and I ordered for ourselves, without even realizing the potential danger of a drunken Redneck full of even redder meat. Thankfully, we were soon joined by Chris, who arrived with a stolen plate of half eaten hashbrowns and added another warrior in our possible war with the drunken rednecks.

You see, Ron being from Hong Kong, and I, having 2 pierced ears and wearing a pink shirt looked very out of place next to the racist/homophobes directly to our left. So the inclusion of Chris (although being half Italian) made our chances of being confronted about our diversity a lot smaller. Mostly it'd be 2 cowboys Vs. Every other orderly patron plus a few cops once they had been called.

So thankfully, we weren't assaulted by any rednecks and we were let off by the drunkest of the 2 calling me a fag under his breath every once in awhile. As well as him staring at me like I was a red sheet and he was a bull. From there, Chris flirted with the waitress and we stumbled back to Chris' pad without my incident.

What a night.

-Happy Holidays..
-Where's new years in Atown?
~Jaron W.

Big J-C in the Hizzouse! Pt. 1

Merry Christmas everyone.

Not mucho else to say, except that I got my car back, so I'll be getting a better job ASAP. w00t. I hope everyone has a good New Years, and that I see most of you during the holidays. I've tried to see a lot of people, and have seen a few, but not enough yet.. So expect that to change.

On Thursday, Chris, Ron and I all went bar hopping to spread some holiday cheer. However, the asshole bouncers at Tequila gave us some bullshit story about needing 2 pieces of picture I.D with older Alberta I.Ds. So we funked outta there, and tried to go to Cowboys. This didn't work too well, because we got distracted at the Irish pub next door and ended up getting sloshed and bantering with the hilarious bartender (Props Justin). After getting nice and drunk, we headed over to Mac's to find a street panhandler that Chris was friends with, and we ran into a guy by the name of Kenny Forrest.

Kenny Forrest was a hobo from Cape Breton who seemed like a genuinely nice guy, who had a problem with alcohol/illegal drugs. Sadly, his problems were not started by addiction, but that he actually fucked his leg up past the point of being able to work. I think one thing lead to another and now he is homeless, penniless and senseless. We felt bad, so we gave him some money and listened to his sad story. Shittily, we talked to him for about 15 minutes and almost missed our train back to Chris' pad.

Luckily, we ran like fuckin' banshees to the train station and made it safely home, with only dirty hands from the C-train and shaking hands with the hobo.

What happened next will come later.

Atown, Monday, be there

I'll be back in Atown on Monday, so if anyone wants to party, I'll be there. I know you all want to party, so give me a holla!

Hopefully, we won't get harrased by the local authorities, and we can cut loose like Kevin Bacon wanted us to.

Anyways, any lack of updates/posts at here or my other online haunts will be a result of hanging out with my family and friends rather than carousing the internet.

For the meantime, please visit Einolu.com/blog as it is a much better blog than this one.

Just an update...

Finally, after working hard for 4 months, Friday December 17th will conclude my first semester of university. Although I'm practically done a whole semester, I still don't really feel like a University student. This semester was a lot like highschool with it's early morning classes and lecture/test structure. Hopefully, this next semester will change things.

On Mondays and Wednesdays, I've got Art from 1 till 7pm. Methinks this will be some cool stuff, as I haven't had a night course yet, and I really like art. Also, since I couldn't get into my music class, I've got all of friday off so far. (Go 3 day weekends!)

Jaron =w=

Top 5

Just watched High Fidelity (Staring John Cusack) and found it to be splendid. So I thought I'd come up with a musical Top 5 of my own:
Top 5 songs from videogames:

#1 - Legend of Zelda Theme
#2 - Sparkman Theme from Megaman 3
#3 - Theme from Bubble Bobble
#4 - Super Mario Brothers theme
#5 - Double Dragon Stage 1

Honors go to: 1st castle in Mario 3, Tetris, Crap, so many to name, so little time.......

~later

Beaten like a red-headed step child

I'm beat, I've been flying too fast, and now that I've hit the ground, my feet could not keep up with the speed.

Since my last post, I've had to study for 2 finals, take 2 finals, work, and party for Kate's birthday. I'm not gunna say that I regret or did not enjoy those things, but I sure wish I had the energy to do them all.

That's my post, I'll be back when I'm healed.

Happy birthday Kater

Hey Kate, happy 18th! Lots of love from over here!

More Ninjas than you'll ever be!

Ahh yes, my poor photoshopping combined with Ninja prowess! I love Internet shirts.

Anyways, me and Jon H. did our Drama presentation last friday and got the grades back today. Hurrah!, we got 82%! I was quite excited how the performance went and that I only forgot one line. Also, people seemed to enjoy our fight scene that was very unexpected.

Week one is over with my iPod, things are looking good... although I'm still not sure I really like it all that much.

~Later Days

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This shit gets me all the time...
Ode to Nice Guys..

I don't really have the time/energy to write out something nice, so you can read that instead of my crap.