gmail is an experiment in a new kind of webmail, built on da idea dat yous should neva ave to delete mail and yous should always be able to check da message yous dig. da key features is:

• check, don't sort.
  use google check to check da pacific message yous dig, no matta whun it was sent or received .

• don't throw anythin away.
  ova 2000 megabytes (and countin) of free storage so you'll neva need to delete anotha message.

• Keep it all in context.
  each message is grouped wiv all its replies and displayed as a conversation.

• no speed garage-up ads. no untargeted banners.
  yous check only relevant text ads and links to related web pages of interest.